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This is a funny story about paranoid soccer moms who are as deaf as they are dumb. Still, it was funny as hell. Sounds like mommy needs a Miracle Ear. My hearing is on the bad side but I can tell it is saying RACE me, not rape me. Maybe they are prison moms?
Catch-Me-Kitty doll forced to change doll's song after complaints from parents that it sounded like 'Rape Me'
A demonstration video shows the kitty is meant to say, "Chase me, race me, you’ll have fun" but parents say it sounds more like, "Chase me, rape me"
A Sandy mom thought she was buying an innocent toy cat for her toddler, but when the kitty started talking, she got quite a surprise.
The Catch-Me-Kitty invites toddlers to chase it while singing a song, but parents have been talking online for at least a year about the apparent inappropriate thing the cat says and it’s unclear what VTech, the toy’s manufacturer, has done to fix the problem.
Kayla McCune bought the Catch-Me-Kitty for her daughter two months ago, only to be shocked by its choice of words. According to a demonstration video on VTech’s website, the kitty is meant to say, “Chase me, race me, you’ll have fun,” but Kayla and other parents say it sounds more like, “Chase me, rape me.”