Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Bubba the Contraceptive Sponge mimics FloriDUH sheriff, posts illegal harassment signs

If there was ever a waste of airspace, it is Todd Alan Clem, better known by his legal name Bubba the Love Sponge Clem. Just who is this clown? Some lowlife wannabe Howard Stern whose only real claim to fame besides being a douchebag is his relationship with wrestler Hulk Hogan; Bubba apparently has such a mancrush on Hulk Hogan, Bubba let Hogan sleep with his bimbo wife and video tape the event. There's also the myriad of allegations that SpongeBub is a RACIST. Of course, there was that one time Bubba went after Mark Lunsford, and that was funny as hell. But he's so grating, no one wants to run his show on their stations.

My guess is this latest stunt by SpongeBub Squarepanties is an attempt to distract us from his latest racism controversy much like the Mayor West-Dig Em the Frog incident (from Family Guy if you don't know the cultural reference). I dare that SOB to come to my place and do this.

Bubba the Love Sponge warns communities about sexual offenders
Posted: Oct 23, 2013 1:39 PM EDT
Updated: Oct 23, 2013 4:14 PM EDT
By Jeff Patterson - bio | email

It's nearly Halloween. A time for little ghouls and goblins to dress up for Trick or Treat.

Tampa radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge is worried about some real scary people.

Bubba asked listeners to let him know where sexual offenders are located in their neighborhoods.

He says he then went onto the FDLE web site to verify the information and went says he went one step further to verify the offenders information on individual county law enforcement web sites.

Bubba then had yard signs printed on a red background with bold white letters that notify people that a convicted sexual predator lives at the address.

Bubba says, "This is the season that a lot of kids are going to be running in a lot of peoples neighborhoods. Ok, things like that and I just want to bring public awareness to where these people, that have been convicted in a court of law, for some type of sexual deviant live."

Each year, local law enforcement officers knock on the door of sexual offenders to verify their address and to remind them not to hand out candy at Halloween.

Bubba says, "Your kids need to stay away from this address, not just October 31st, but year around, but particularly next week."

As Bubba placed yard signs in one Hillsborough County neighborhood, he quickly drew a crowd.

People recognized him and wanted to come shake his hand.

Most in the neighborhood support what he is doing.

Candy Derolf lives in the neighborhood where Bubba placed the signs.

Derolf says, "I think it's a good idea, it's great. Cause we have a lot of young, young kids around here that unfortunately get around a lot by themselves."

Moments after Bubba left the area, one man came out of his home to take the sign out of his yard.

The man explained to a news crew, " I'm a sexual offender, not a sexual predator. Bubba got it wrong, there's a difference you know."

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Assistant US Attorney Bruce M. Ferg feels putting a ten year old kid is the "best thing that could have happened to the kid."

A ten year old boy is prosecuted in federal court and is forced to register as a sex offender, and the man responsible for prosecuting him says this:

"My opinion is this is the best thing that could've happened to the kid..."It is not vague to say, 'If you do this kind of activity, we don't care what age you are, you are liable for prosecution.' "" --  [Zusha Elinson (Oct. 7, 2013). Federal Youth Case on Trial: Prosecution of 10-Year-Old on Sex Charges Stokes Debate Over Juvenile Justice. WSJ]

Wrap your mind around that for a minute. I would just love to ask this smug son of a bitch how putting a child on the sex offender registry is the "beat thing that could've happened" to this kid. 

If you want to write this asshat:

Bruce Ferg
United States Attorney's Office
405 W Congress St Ste 4800
Tucson, AZ 85701
Office: 520-620-7300