Sunday, May 6, 2018

This is why Florida style Barbeque is not a thing. Incidentally, this is why the Registry should not be a thing, either

Sure, he didn't actually succeed and got caught in somewhat hilarious fashion, but if he DID succeed, I would not publish him here, but at my vigilante blog. This category is for vigilante fails, and this qualifies.

Good thing he isn't going to be allowed to bond out, or the Book Crime Family might have paid for his release.

Man accused of trying to kill sex offenders in Kissimmee
Updated: 11:40 PM EDT May 4, 2018
Robert Lowe 

Police said a man was locked up after he was accused of trying to kill sex offenders.

Officers said he tried to set the men on fire.

Jorge Porto-Sierra has been formally charged with four counts of attempted premeditated murder.

Osceola County detectives said the 50-year-old confessed to deputies he tried to kill multiple people at the Friendly Village Inn on Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway.

After his March 7 arrest, Porto-Sierra said he arrived at the motel to "barbecue all the child molesters on fire and kill them."

WESH 2 News confirmed at least two of the four victims are convicted sexual offenders.

Witnesses told deputies Porto-Sierra made several threats, screaming, "I'm going to kill you, child molester," and allegedly began throwing gasoline on their front door.

Porto-Sierra is accused of breaking a hotel window to pour gasoline inside.

Witnesses said he was carrying a cigarrette the whole time.

Another couple said Porto-Sierra rammed their car and poured gas on it.

When asked by deputies why he did not carry out his threats, Porto-Sierra said, "You got here too soon."

Porto-Sierra remains behind bars at the Osceola County Jail.

He's being held on no bond.


  1. Repeat performance for Porto-Sierra. This is Patrick Drum Levels of Insanity though.


    Now this is at play