Nebraska LB 797: The Kissing Crime

Shameful? You bet. Criminal? Not really. I never liked Shawn Michaels.

This bill is rather broad and vague. I wonder if telling whoever wrote this bill to kiss my ass would constitute a sex crime?

http://nebraskalegislature.gov/FloorDocs/Current/PDF/Intro/LB797.pdf


LEGISLATURE OF NEBRASKA
ONE HUNDRED SECOND LEGISLATURE
SECOND SESSION
LEGISLATIVE BILL 797
Introduced by Avery, 28.
Read first time January 05, 2012
Committee: Judiciary
A BILL
1 FOR AN ACT relating to crimes and offenses; to amend section 28-318,
2 Revised Statutes Cumulative Supplement, 2010; to change
3 the definition of sexual contact to include kissing
4 without consent; and to repeal the original section.

Here is Senator Avery's contact info:

Mailing Address:

Senator Bill Avery
District 28
PO Box 94604
Lincoln, NE 68509-4604

Phone Number:

(402) 471-2633